See The Newest Line of ServiceMaster Emergency Response Sportscars
Yes, you heard correctly. Â ServiceMaster of Kalamazoo is committed to nothing but the fastest emergency response time. Â Therefore, in order to better meet this need, we have determined that we can answer calls an average of 2.5 seconds faster by using million dollar sportscars instead of our vans. Â See picture below to see the newest line of ServiceMaster vehicles.
Ok, so we’re joking. Â Technically, we couldn’t afford these vehicles, and technically, we wouldn’t want to break the law by barreling through stoplights and passing the speed limit, and technically, with a 24-7, 365 days a year response time… we don’t have to spend millions of dollars to improve what’s already pretty speedy!
We might not show up in a million dollar sports car, but the next time your basement floods, you have a house fire, or any other damage requiring a quick response time, we fly to your house (or business) in more appropriate vehicles, like vans!